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Mom: Did the 3d scare them?
Me: It was Toy Story...
Earth's Upper Atmosphere Suffers Record Collapse →

First the size of the proton is all wrong, now this?

WTF.

[via Gizmodo]

Microsoft makes some of the weirdest but most amazing videos ever.

Also amazing that they pixelated the brand of the shredder but not the people’s faces.

"January 8 – George H. W. Bush is televised falling violently ill at a state dinner in Japan, vomiting into the lap of Prime Minister Kiichi Miyazawa and fainting."
[via Lifehacker]

[via Lifehacker]

Raising Smart Kids for Dummies
Imagine that as a Twitter status.

Raising Smart Kids for Dummies

Imagine that as a Twitter status.

Behold, The Majesty of the Underwater Kingdom!
Laziness to the max.
Project Implicit® →

Sarcasm on the Internet

There are several ways to show sarcasm on the Internet.

1. Use the /sarcasm tag at the end of the line.

Ex. What a great day. /sarcasm

This applies the sarcasm to the entire line. It is very common because it lets you reveal you’re speaking sarcasm at the end of the line instead of spoiling it while someone is reading.

2. Use <sarcasm></sarcasm> or [sarcasm][/sarcasm].

Ex. I ate cheese and it blew up. <sarcasm>What a great day.</sarcasm>

Or. I wanted a pony. [sarcasm]It loved me.[/sarcasm]

This method is not as popular as the other method because it spoils the sarcasm.

3. Use words common in sarcastic phrases.

Ex. The lamp was brighter than the sun, the salesman said. Yeah right.

This is not very common either because it is very difficult to distinguish the intentions of sentences on the Internet. Commonly used phrases include “right”,”yup”,”oh yeah…”,”okay…”,”yeah, you just keep going, alright?”, etc.

4. Use overenthusiastic tone of sentence and end with an exclamation point.

Ex. They say motorcycles get better safety ratings than bikes. Well, now we know how 2-year-olds oughtta go to day care!

Commonly used, but rarely marked as sarcasm for unknown reasons.

5. Lie in a way that’s hilarious.

Ex. I made some great choices back in that buffet. Especially the 12 helpings of mac and cheese.

(No explanation needed. Somehow is always interpreted as sarcasm.)

6. Use italics  or other forms of word stress.

Ex. When I go to Walmart, I always s[censorted]it into the toilets.

Often combined with 5.

★ Translation From Apple’s Unique Dialect of PR-Speak to English of the ‘Letter From Apple Regarding iPhone 4’ →
Have You Ever Googled &#8220;Anagram&#8221;?
[via Digg]
How to Annoy Your Siblings - wikiHow →

Most of them are actually pretty good. Amazed I never heard of some before.

Kickstarter - Vuvuzelas for BP →
BP is not feeling the pain they are causing in the Gulf. BP is spending millions on PR. In order to put a bit of public pressure on them, we plan to buy 100 vuvuzelas and hire 100 vuvuzela players off Craigslist to play in front of BP’s International Headquarters in London for a one-day flash mob.

[via Daring Fireball]

"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy’. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life."
John Lennon (via gwenmccartney)